Bad Things to do While Your Voice is on the Fritz

Written by  on February 4, 2010

Cough SyrupI’ve been sick lately. My voice has been oddly reminiscent of the Terminator, a Squeaky Toy, and an 80-year old lady who’s smoked for 79.5 of those years.

During this time, I’ve discovered some things that you just shouldn’t do and have compiled a list for your convenience.

  1. Ask cute girl to dance.
  2. Tell said cute girl that you want to have her babies.
  3. Tell a knock-knock joke.
  4. Speak Klingon.
  5. Ask the bank teller for money.
  6. Do voiceover work for daycare center.
  7. Ask the kids at said daycare center to “keep it down”.
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  • http://twitter.com/lindsayogden Lindsay Ogden

    That list raises more questions than it answers.

  • http://www.IAmNickArmstrong.com Nick Armstrong

    Yes. :-D

    -Nick

  • http://twitter.com/ImNickArmstrong ImNickArmstrong

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  • missreported

    I would've thought that talking to the kids would've scared them into silence! Lol

  • http://twitter.com/ImNickArmstrong ImNickArmstrong

    From earlier today… Seven Things To Not Do When You Sound Like The Guy From Deliverance :: http://bit.ly/dp0qlV

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  • http://twitter.com/lindsayogden Lindsay Ogden

    That list raises more questions than it answers.

  • http://www.IAmNickArmstrong.com Nick Armstrong

    Yes. :-D

    -Nick

  • http://www.IAmNickArmstrong.com Nick Armstrong

    Yes, there was lots of running and screaming involved most of the day.

    -Nick

  • missreported

    I would've thought that talking to the kids would've scared them into silence! Lol

  • missreported

    I would've thought that talking to the kids would've scared them into silence! Lol

  • http://www.IAmNickArmstrong.com Nick Armstrong

    Yes, there was lots of running and screaming involved most of the day.

    -Nick

  • http://www.IAmNickArmstrong.com Nick Armstrong

    Yes, there was lots of running and screaming involved most of the day.

    -Nick