Bad Things to do While Your Voice is on the Fritz

By Nick Armstrong | Published: February 4, 2010

Cough SyrupI’ve been sick lately. My voice has been oddly reminiscent of the Terminator, a Squeaky Toy, and an 80-year old lady who’s smoked for 79.5 of those years.

During this time, I’ve discovered some things that you just shouldn’t do and have compiled a list for your convenience.

  1. Ask cute girl to dance.
  2. Tell said cute girl that you want to have her babies.
  3. Tell a knock-knock joke.
  4. Speak Klingon.
  5. Ask the bank teller for money.
  6. Do voiceover work for daycare center.
  7. Ask the kids at said daycare center to “keep it down”.
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  • missreported
    I would've thought that talking to the kids would've scared them into silence! Lol
  • Yes, there was lots of running and screaming involved most of the day.

    -Nick
  • That list raises more questions than it answers.
  • Yes. :-D

    -Nick
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