Please describe your sexual prowess with a one-to-two page document outlining your obligations and achievements with former partners.

Nancy wrote: "You are a prolific writer – good on you- but I am a true 'Visual Learner' and I would like to see an example of the actual cover letter. 'A picture says a thousand words.' I appreciate your enthusiasm!" Thanks Nancy! I appreciate the comments and questions. In order to do justice to Nancy's request, I will give you a real-world example. I'm going to warn you, this is a very long blog post (almost 3,000 words), and each part of it is important.

Guess what, Golden Girls. We're the future professionals... and we don't share your stupid dusty values. We know history. We know what happens when there's no accountability. We're coming for you - and we're gonna be holding everyone accountable - you, them, and even ourselves.