Please describe your sexual prowess with a one-to-two page document outlining your obligations and achievements with former partners.

There are a lot of businesses out there that claim to know how to review a resume. In fact, there are a lot of entrepreneurs who think this is a great way to make an extra buck (even I was considering charging $50 for the service!). I'm not one of those guys - I think it's unethical to take advantage of the desperation unemployment tends to engender.