Apple iPad develops sentience, files for sexual harassment against geek owners' fondling advances.

Crane was overheard in a conversation taking place on an open balcony that, "I've already crossed my isle today. I'd never admit it in public. I didn't know the right choice. But, these last eight years... let's just say, I knew who the wrong one was."

With just six days left in what could be the most decisive political battle the United States has ever known, national poll and opinion leader Dominos has released the results of their latest political poll.