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"Fatass on a Wii Fit" – Google Analytics LOLz

That’s right. Two separate people Google’d “fatass on a wii fit” and got my site. Other popular search terms: patrick stewart bald, skittles porn, sexual candy hearts, and fit ass.
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Bad Things to do While Your Voice is on the Fritz

My voice has been oddly reminiscent of the Terminator, a Squeaky Toy, and an 80-year old lady who’s smoked for 79.5 of those years.
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#Sunshine2Seattle Day 3 (Part 2) and 4 – Igniting The Night and Straight On Til Morning

“One second.” I returned with a bright green towel. “Never leave home without your towel,” I said. “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.”












