Nick Armstrong: Colorado's Storytelling Small Business Marketing Expert and Funny Public Speaker » Darth Vader http://www.iamnickarmstrong.com Nick Armstrong is Colorado's storytelling small business marketing expert and funny public speaker. He specializes in creating funny speeches, revamping failing social media campaigns, community building, and creative problem solving for small businesses. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:21:40 +0000 en hourly 1 Bad Things to do While Your Voice is on the Fritz http://www.iamnickarmstrong.com/2010/02/bad-things-to-do-while-your-voice-is-on-the-fritz/ http://www.iamnickarmstrong.com/2010/02/bad-things-to-do-while-your-voice-is-on-the-fritz/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:00:59 +0000 Nick Armstrong http://www.iamnickarmstrong.com/?p=1393 Cough SyrupI’ve been sick lately. My voice has been oddly reminiscent of the Terminator, a Squeaky Toy, and an 80-year old lady who’s smoked for 79.5 of those years.

During this time, I’ve discovered some things that you just shouldn’t do and have compiled a list for your convenience.

  1. Ask cute girl to dance.
  2. Tell said cute girl that you want to have her babies.
  3. Tell a knock-knock joke.
  4. Speak Klingon.
  5. Ask the bank teller for money.
  6. Do voiceover work for daycare center.
  7. Ask the kids at said daycare center to “keep it down”.
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