If you were paying attention, you might have noticed Skittles briefly changed their homepage to show the stream from Twitter of #Skittles.  Any time someone mentioned Skittles, a new message would appear on their homepage and push the older messages down.  What ended up happening is a lot of sexual innuendo and posturing from snarky idiots.  I guess that’s why you could say I wasn’t surprised when I found this in Walgreens: Sweethearts Twilight candy hearts.

Lower Left text: “Secret Scent, Rub to Reveal…”.  Lower Right text: “The Forbidden Fruit Tastes The Sweetest”.

Apparently the candies also Sparkle and feature such messages as “Bite Me”, “Lamb”, “Secret”, “With You” and “Live 4 Ever”.

The weirdest part?  What the hell month are we in???  It’s freakin’ MAY.  MAAAAAY.

I’ll let you know if they’re also aphrodesiacs.  My guess?  They’ll make me bloodthirsty enough to play Halo again.