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Tag Archives: Jobs
Resumes and Cover Letters are Bullsh!t.
Posted in Calling Bullsh!t, Cover Letter Ideas, Psychotic Resumes Blog, Resume Ideas Also tagged Contributing, Cover Letters, Hiring Practices, resumes, Valuable Work, Workplace 9 Comments
A Job vs A Career
Those jobs I had, they would have been great for someone else. There were problems, sure – mine and theirs. There were great people and great things to do. They weren’t the right great people for me. They weren’t my great things to do. The next position I take – the next task I perform for money, will be the first step on my real career. The thing I’ve always wanted to do.
Posted in Personal, Psychotic Resumes Blog Also tagged Brazen Careerist, Careers, Firefly, Psychotic Resumes, Web Programming 4 Comments
Rebellion Has a Place in Corporate Life
I once worked for a company that had an official policy against a coffee maker of any sort. It went so far as to outlaw water coolers (a policy that was rightly “ignored” by the on-site manager, but the ban on the coffee machine was strictly enforced).