Keeping a food journal is like counting condoms before you have sex; probably not what you should be focusing on in that moment.

I climbed on my Wii Fit a week ago, just doing some simple Yoga positions (anything involving abs was noticeably affected from the last time I jumped on - 180 days ago!). I wanted to stretch and get a good idea of what my body was capable of, how far I would have to go to get back to where I was.

Some of you are going, "Jeeeze... this guy's freakin nuts." But I know some of you are thinking, "Where the hell do I sign up?" Most of you were thinking, "Oh no, he's going to start his 'lets wear tights' phase."